"Interfering with proper bus control is unsafe for all passengers." "Tear out the windows in terror as we navigate the broken bridge." Consolidated Coach Corp would like to remind you to stay calm in any emergency situations." "Oh fuck we're all going to die! Goodbye cruel world, goodbye! Oh. "Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines invites you to upgrade to first class." "Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines is pleased to deliver you to your destination." "Please step clear of the closing doors." "GET BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE, OR RISK TERMINATION." A replacement driver has been notified and will be here in approximately 123 years. "These beautiful green rolling grass covered hills are home to thousands of *nano fairy*." "Vandals will be ejected without a refund." "Everyone off the bus! It's time to get murdered underground." "Broken bridge to nowhere, coming right up!" "Warning! Local police officials have been alerted to unruly passengers." "As a friendly reminder, passengers must restrain small children while the bus is in motion." ![]() "Danger! This bus is not equipped for rooftop sight-seeing." "Please do not board or exit the bus while the bus is in motion." "As we drive over this collapsing bridge, please remember there is no afterlife that your loved ones will be joining you in." "Danger! Persons damaging Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus-Lines property will be reported to authorities." All passengers must disembark upon pain of slow, agonizing death." "Ladies and gentleman, please remove your possessions from the seats next to you, to make room for new passengers." "Door privileges have been fucking revoked!" "WOOOOOAAAHH did anyone else feel that?!" "Stay behind the yellow lines at all times, or you'll be sorry asshole!" "It is unsafe to distract the driver while the bus is operational." "Please display courtesy to the automatic driver." ![]() "And yet another mysterious and dangerous forest just ahead." "Hey, perhaps you should disembark and explore this darkened forest, I'm sure nothing bad will happen." "Mysterious and dangerous forest just ahead." "More accommodations available on Consolidated Coach Corporation Double-Decker class!" "Clear the road ahead, move up to Deluxe Coach!" "Thank you for riding Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines." "All passengers must remain behind the yellow line at all times." "If you look to your left, you'll see the river of lava that we appear to be moving into. Automatic Route Guidance still in effect." Oh wait, no, it's just that burned out wreck again." "Everyone off for the rotten burnout hellhole, crawling with the undead." "Count taker stop, get off now for shopping, movies, dining, *inaudible*." "All up for a one-way trip to Doomsville!" "Next station a grounded bus stop filled with undead." "New-route announcement engaged, now approaching Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Depot." "I'd warn you about this place but I doubt you'd listen." ![]() "Abandoned power facility up ahead, you should bark and light up the neighborhood why don't ya." "Abandoned power facility just ahead, what could go wrong?" ![]() "Rural cannibalism is on, coming up next!" "Everyone off at the charming country cottage covered with creeps." "Now approaching the rundown gas station and diner filled with undead things which want to kill you!" "What could go wrong in a darkened diner in the middle of no where?" "What could go wrong in a darkened diner with gasoline covering the ground?" "Holy crap the bridge is going down! Wait, it stopped, let's just test its structural integrity by continuing to drive this heavy bus over it, shall we?" "Please pay the bus fare in exact change." "Passenger's must restrain small children while the bus is in motion." If the bus has been halted by either of these methods, players can instantly jump-start the bus by placing a Turbine anywhere near it. The Avogadro can also zap the bus' battery, with the same result of deactivating the bus. If an EMP Grenade is thrown at him, he will turn off for a few minutes, stopping the bus.
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